Rooster in the minipark!
**Update 9/30/09: Our friend has finally be captured. See the next pics!**
There’s a cock in the minipark! And I’m not talking about the dude with socks, flip-flops, dual button up shirts, pleated khaki pants and sideways white visor! That’s right ladies and gentleman you’re not coming down off a bad trip there really is a rooster running around the minipark as I write this! Not sure if you’ve seen this terrifying beast yet but he’s currently parading around the minipark. Feathers all fluffed up mocking UAB and animal control with his strut and cackle.
The beast was first spotted a few days ago strutting his stuff around the minipark and immediately animal control was called. As you will see in the picture below AC did all it could to capture Foghorn however their feeble attempts failed to capture the elusive creature and the rooster remains king of his perch. The sudden appearance and violent dominance of the rooster in the minipark has struck students with some hard, pressing questions. Questions such as-
How did the barnyard creature end up in da ‘Ham?
Why the minipark?
Is the rooster the reincarnated soul of a long gone UAB President?
Why won’t it let me pet it?
Can it’s talons really shred a man in half?
Well we can’t answer all of these questions but we can tell you this. The rooster seems here to stay, for at least a little while longer.
As students I feel like there is at least 3 things we can do during a crisis like this.
1. Post any pictures you have of Foghorn. You can’t defeat your enemy if you don’t know him!
2. Throw out some ideas on how to get rid of this barnyard bother!
3. Refer this site to your friends! We have knowledge and knowledge is power!
Video is courtesy of UAB Dragon Flight.
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