This idea might have been one of the best ideas I have ever had. Welcome to the first Cute UAB Girl of the Month post here at iloveuab.com. I will be posting about one cute UAB girl per month at the end of every month, this should be interesting. I basically ask the girl a few random question ( I show you the un-edited answers ), and also I’ll have them pick out some hot pictures of themselves to show, what’s there not to like? So, without further adieu. Let me introduce Pamela Hayes:

Name: Pamela Hayes

GPA: 3.29

Relationship Status: Single

Major: Drug Rehabilitation / Mental Health Disorders, Psychology

Age: 20

1. How long have you been living in Birmingham, and how long have you gone to UAB?

I’ve been here since I was two years old, … all the future parents out there, please move out of Birmingham ASAP and don’t do to your children what my parents did to me. This place is ghetto. I’ve been at UAB for three years which has been a bad ass experience. Who knew a tiny med school would involve so much drinking?! Among other things…I love UAB.

2. Do you live on campus or off campus?

Sadly I still live on campus. I must vouch for UAB’s housing here though, good stuff.  I currently live in Rast Hall.

(Screw all that bullshit, let’s get to the fun stuff.) -Stone

3. Have you ever been arrested? If yes, then why. If no, have you had some close calls?

God only knows how I haven’t been arrested. Ironically I got kicked out of Blue Monkey last night, which was a close call. I had been using a fake for a while, and the guy that ID’d me is trying to date the girl who’s ID I have been using. He let me in anyway, but then told on me, and the owner kicked me out! I also got pulled over at 3 a.m. while I was drunk, and the guy in the car with me got arrested, but the cop let me go. Fucking dumbass.

4. Do you have any tattoos? If not, what would you get?

Yes. I have a heart with a peace sign inside of it (got it two years ago) and a “nature scene” I guess you could say (sun, moon, stars). Anyone who wants to know can ask Amos.

5. What’s your favorite band?

It’s between Girl Talk and MGMT. I’m going to see Girl Talk in 15 days. I’m really A.D.D., and for those of you who haven’t heard of Girl Talk, check it out and you will see why I like it so much. MGMT is absolutely incredible.

6. How did you get so damn sexy?

Um that’s kind of a dumb question because I don’t think I’m sexy. But my mom has a huge butt. She also lacks in the boob department, just like me! So yeah I don’t really know how to answer that.

7. Have you ever shot a gun?

Does a BB gun count? I personally think works bombs are much more fun than shooting people. Or things. Whatever.

8. Are you in a UAB Sorority?

No, no, no, no, I’M NOT. I think I’ll keep my mouth shut because I like Connie, who is going to be the next hot UAB girl. She’s Asian! Or Korean, or Vietnamese, or something?

9. It’s Friday night, where are you and who are you with?

First, I’m chillin in my dorm with my friends, and then we start drinking. Then, we stumble around five points until we get bored and drive to Zen. And then we “come into Uranus” which is the new name for Bellbottoms…not to mention it’s the new tag line. Catchy. And then me and Amos get back and next question?

10. What’s the best date a guy has ever taken you on?

Well it’s GOING to be Girl Talk the day before Valentine’s Day. Honestly though, I’m not sure, I like the surprise dates. One time Jacob Bryant took me to the Vulcan and showed me this badass cave that’s like way down in the woods and impossible to find. It was awesome.

11. What’s the best pick up line you have ever heard?

Hey baby, can I rub some Clearasil on your back? (This was at a TKE pool party)….I guess my back was breaking out at the time.

I don't see any Acne.... -Stone

12. Ever been streaking? If so, when, where, and would you do it again?!

Maybe! You’ll never know!

Well, I hope you enjoyed it.The next “Cute UAB Girl Of the Month” will be at the end of February, and then expect them every month! Please, feel free to leave me some comments.

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