Every Halloween there are 3-4 costumes that TONS of people end up wearing. Let me give you an example. If you went to a big party last Halloween you probably noticed a good 5 or 6 Jokers from Batman. There was Nurse suit Joker, Regular Joker, Dead Joker, etc. The Halloween before that, there were a good 10 or 15 Leonadis’ from the movie 300. We all know there is nothing worse than showing up at Halloween and having the most un-original costume at the party. That’s why I’m here to save you the grief.

With that being said, let me list the Top five costumes for this upcoming Halloween:

Kanye West from the VMA’s:

Get ready, there are going to be so many Kanye West’s out this Halloween night that it may make you sick. The worst part is that ALL.NIGHT.LONG. they are going to be going up to random people saying “Yo, Imma let you finish but, my buddy Rob was the best Zombie of all times, ALL TIMES!!!!”. It’s not going to be pleasant. Pray that your Kanye party quotient is <=4, and no more.

Falcon AKA Balloon Boy

Here again riding the media wave is Balloon Boy. There are going to be all types of Balloon Boy’s at your party. In fact, it’s likely that someone may come dressed up like the actual balloon. Expect to see Falcon in a Box, Puking Falcon, Falcon /w Balloons tied to him, Zombie Falcon, etc. It’s going to be horrible.

Max, from Where The Wild Things Are

You are not a cool parent unless you dress your kid up as Max from Where The Wild Things Are. I would say that about 1 in every 10 kids this Halloween is destined to be Max. Unfortunately, kids are not the only ones who will be wearing Wild Things costumes. Expect to see Bill from High School to be dressed up as Max, he’ll be in the largest wolf costume that you have ever seen. Also, he is likely to convince some of his friends to be the other “Wild Things” from the movie. The amount of roars that you will hear from these people on Halloween will be nothing less than a Guinness World Record for most Roars roared at a Halloween party.

Michael Jackson

This Halloween is going to be bad, real bad (No pun intended). Michael Jackson costumes will be the most populous of all costumes come Halloween night. There are just so many funny, and horrible, ways that you can dress up as Michael Jackson. I’m scared to fathom all the possibilities. You’re for sure going to have Thriller Jackson, Dead Jackson, Jackson with his son Blanket, Zombie Jackson, Jackson 5 Michael and the list goes on forever. Everyone that dresses up as Michael will be walking around constantly saying “To Early?? To Early??”. To which you should reply, “yes, it is,  you need to Beat It”. (Sorry, I had to).

Runners Up

Barack Obama

Jon and Kate Plus 8 – (Yes, someone will carry around 8 baby dolls on Halloween night)

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