I haven’t done one of these in awhile, so I figured it was about time. I also wanted to apologize to everyone for the ridiculous amount of “events” that we have been featuring. As things cool off we will move back to the good ‘ol classic iloveuab.com feel, with long interesting articles and all around entertaining stuff. I just figured I would do my duty these first two weeks of school and pick up some slack. I have some good stuff for you this week, here we go:

Everyone is of course going crazy over this video that is supposed to be of an alive and well Michael Jackson stepping out of the corners van. See for yourself!

In college you have to learn how to read chart. You also need to learn how to stop playing WoW. Here is lesson #1:

If you have never been to the site Texts From Last Night, here is you first introduction:

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(610): just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell…i feel like thats cheating…

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(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean u can’t score

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(314): So I went on a date with this girl…and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn’t tell me about to afford my bday present.

Make sure to check out the Worst Night and Best Night categories. You’re welcome.

Next up, we have the most hilarios dog costume I have ever seen. If you went to the free showing of Star Trek, you’ll like this one. Actually if you are human, you will like this one.

HAHSHSHHAHAHAHA. “The Straw That Broke The Camels Back”, or the overalls rather. This one is hilarious, I don’t know who to feel bad for, the lady or the camel.

Here is a cool pic that I keep seeing pop up of some strange clouds that were photographed over Australia. They are called “Morning Glory Clouds”

I know this is kind of odd to post, but I always wondered how sewing machines work. Now I know:

I’ll end on this one. Two Girls, One Up:

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